MVP Madness & Wild Races Heat Up
Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA) stealing the NL MVP spotlight—forget WAR, this kid’s playing David to the league’s Goliaths. Meanwhile, Shohei’s arm’s still a question mark, and the Yankees are patching holes with Nestor Cortes (Phillies) and Eli Morgan (MiLB). Wild card races? Buckle up—managers are sweating.
The LVP Crown Goes To…
Cal Raleigh’s 2026 is a dumpster fire—so bad he’s lapping the field for Least Valuable Player. But he’s not alone: the Mariners just got 22-0 obliterated by the Brewers, ending with a 63.00 ERA pitcher and an outfielder gifting runs like it’s Little League. Less than optimal? Understatement of the century.
Replay Tech Fails When It Matters Most
MLB’s got a system that spots a quarter-inch miss on a pitch, but can’t tell if Pete Alonso’s go-ahead HR is fair or foul? Inexplicable. The replay official punted, the bad call stood, and fans are left wondering if the league’s tech is just for show.
Bichette’s Opt-Out Looms
Bo Bichette’s turnaround won’t move the needle—he’s still bolting from the Mets. Meanwhile, Alonso’s stuck in limbo, and the Mariners’ collapse might’ve just cost them a playoff spot. Hot seats? You bet.